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Leela: Who wants to help me break in to the hospital in Kenya?
Fry: I'll come, as long as there's no xenophobes there. [shudders]
Bender: I wanna come too!
Leela: You? Why?
Bender: To prove I can put divisive partisan politics aside to participate in a break-in!

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If you want my opinion, Nixon's only chance to defeat Travers is with filthy lies, dirty tricks, and Quaker thuggery. And I'm just the guy for the job.

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Leela: Bender, you can't even vote, you're a convicted felon!
Bender: Convicted, sentenced, and executed!

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Bender: Good news, everyone!
Farnsworth: Wh-wh-wha?

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You've worn the same pants for a thousand years? No wonder they made a run for it!

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Amy: Aww, Bender. Didn't your mom ever tell you where babies come from?
Bender: No, my mom was a religious fundamentalist. Plus, she didn't have a mouth. It's an unusual combination.

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Bender: Aw, no no no! No way am I that kid's dad!
Ben: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender: Aw, crap.

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Bite my 8-bit metal ass.

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Would it cheer you up if I punched Fry in the groin? Cause I'll do it, regardless.

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Mighty merchandise robot!

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I've grown far beyond the penny concern of your world. Every time I burp, a new galaxy is born. Two if I've been eating broccoli.

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Pwned again!

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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

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Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!
Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.

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